The other day a headline in our local newspaper intrigued me. It promised a brief article about “small toilets.” Had me wondering about a variety of weird things until I read the article and quickly realized the headline writer meant “smart toilets,” which had me wondering about a variety of other weird things.
Smart toilets? I have just enough tech savvy to know that the “Internet of Things” is the next big thing, but smart toilets? What, we’ll be able to flush from anywhere in the world with our, you know, smart phones?
“Honey, hand me the phone. I think I forgot……”
“Here darling. While you’re at it, please make sure the refrigerator doesn’t order another jar of that awful mustard.”